All of you convinced Mike Piazza would be first have to pay up. I like the line about Cleveland being the "right team and right organization for him." I mean, I know they mean in terms of being big enough to welcome him into their clubhouse, but it's much funnier imagining (shoot, who plays with the Indians now...oh well, time travel!) Joey Belle, Charles Nagy, or Tom Candiotti mincing about the dugout and doing their best "Men On..." impersonations. You know, Sandy Alomar Jr. belting out Judy Garland while Greg Swindell sings backup. (And...jazz hands!)