"I have a theory on why people moan at certain jokes: envy." -George Carlin

This may turn out to be the most boring blog in the universe, unless I resort to telling humourous lies to keep interest (mine and any readers) from waning. I am definitely more intrigued by the possibilities of an invented existence than I am by the reality of the situation. Not in some life-exploring way, like Lauren Slater, but for the purposes of entertainment value. We shall see. In the meantime, I'm just going to try to keep this up until I get sick of it.