PSA

For you D.C. locals, please, go to your local Spring Mill Bread and taste the deliciousness. I recommend the asiago pesto. And if you're in the mood for one, get yourself an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.

For you Netflix users, queue up this classic: Emperor of the North. I have not seen it, but this description has sold me on its merits. How can you not like a hobo-killing Ernest Borgnine, or Lee Marvin as "King of the Hobos"? Showdown!

And for even more funny, go pick up Home Movies: Season One. Worth owning just for "Director's Cut", featuring a "rock opera based on Franz Kafka". Don't worry, the rest is gold, too. And if you do it after Tuesday, go ahead and get yourself Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1.